Mind your hypotheticals ...

Started by inavalan, November 16, 2022, 03:06:10 PM

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QuoteAn American enters a pet shop and sees a parrot having strings tied on each leg. He asks the shopkeeper:
- What are those two strings for?
- If you pull the string tied to his left leg, the parrot speaks English.
- Wow!
- And if you pull the string tied to his right leg, the parrot speaks French.
- Really?? What if you pull both strings at the same time?
As the shopkeeper looks puzzled, the parrot replies:
- I'm falling on my ass, you moron!
Although I don't always write it explicitly, it should be inferred that everything I post is "my belief", "my opinion" on that subject, at that moment.